The Ringmaster

Oh yea
Luve is a many
fucking
splendored thing

hold me back
I'm fixin to get happe.....

come on down to funtown people
buy your tickets here
come ride the fucking ponies baby
watch the monkeys swing

there's thrills
chills
knives
and vomit
even ropes and chains
whoo hoo

there's lions, tigers
apes and shit
and all these toys to win

so come on down
come one and all
to the three-ring
circus of luve

the rides are fast
and tents so full
you'll never know such fun

can we say happe?
fuck yeah!